Headlines, Casinos and Loose Teeth
Am I in an alternate universe? Where am I? What is going on? The past two days the headlines are just really scary. Maybe with all the hurricanes and stuff the world is coming to an end (finally, because I'm getting bored!)
1.Suge Knight wants to coach football?
2.Lizzie Grubman is going to do p.r. for the new Mercedes SUV?
3.Asheton and Demi got married (though it is rumoured to be a Punk'd stunt)
4.Donald Trump impregnated his georgeous but stupid, stupid wife?
5.They are remaking The Warriors but making it take place in Los Angeles?
6.Tom Cruise is now a lecturer on mental health?!
Continuing his vigorous advocacy for Scientology's solutions to mental health problems, Tom Cruise will deliver a series of four lectures on topics related to "The Modern Science of Mental Health" beginning next month. Co-sponsored by the Citizens Commission on Human Rights, the lectures will be held at Scientology's Celebrity Centre International in Los Angeles. All lectures will be free to the public. Due to limited seating at the Celebrity Centre, tickets will be available only to Scientology parishioners and selected members of the press, but the lectures will be simulcast on the web, and a live video feed will be available for broadcasters who wish to cover these highly informative presentations.
The first lecture, set for October 15, is titled "How Psychiatry Invented Schizophrenia, and What Scientologists Can Do About It".
The second lecture, tentatively scheduled for October 22, is on "Handling Sexual Dis-Orientation: Out of the Closet and Into the Auditing Room".
The topic of the third lecture, in early November, will be "Diagnosis and Treatment of So-Called Clinical Depression with the Hubbard Mark Super VII Quantum Electropsychometer".
The fourth lecture is "Neuroanatomical Changes Resulting from Chronic Methamphetamine Abuse: Can Narconon's Sauna and Niacin Treatment Program Help?" Transcripts of each lecture will be made available after the broadcast. Contact: Betram Fields Greenberg Glusker LLP Phone: 310.553.3610 Fax: 310.553.0687 info@ggfirm.com
Well, per my Mayor Jane Campbell news about how you can just call up and make an appointment to chat with her: recently there has been nothing but re-scheduling and cancellations and it is spreading like wildfire. I guess that "she's busy running the city" line is a favorite over there. How nice to call and cancel an appointment the day before a meet -- does she have to suck Don King's nutsack again? You know, this whole election I have no interest in. Really it is like Brewster's Million's -- you know the part when Richard Pryor runs for mayor -- just the whole mantra that every candidate sucks, makes promises they can't keep, are all corrupt in different ways so why not just vote for the regular doofus who is honest about it. We all suck, vote for me, you lose no matter what. I like that! Besides, you don't want someone like me voting in general so it is good that I have no interest.
As far as Casinos in Cleveland, well why not? Black jack, booze, shiney lights, valet service, hookers, all you can eat specials, drag queens, 24 hour porn on the hotel TVs, meaningless chapel marriages, lounge entertainment that is meant to be serious but comes off as camp and people attend it for the irony? Now that's my kind of place. Maybe if you make prostitiution legal, all those crack heads who suck dick for $3 over by St. Malachi Church will earn enough decent money to pump it back into the economy. You know by patronizing the liquor stores, Family Dollar, and baby stroller outlets. It is a start right? At least they'll be able to buy some milk with lots of vitamin D to help aid their teeth from falling out. There is nothing worse than paying for your father and brother to get a blow job from a crack whore and she spits a tooth out after zipping up. It kind of ruins the whole experience. I won't go near those St. Malachi women now; instead I head down the street to the Garage Bar where a couple of those bartends get a little freaky if you booze 'em up enough after closing. You can pretty much see their tits and vaginas hanging out anyways, so they don't mind a little GHB here and there in their tequila shots.
What? Is it so wrong I want my male guests who visit this city to have a good time?
1.Suge Knight wants to coach football?
2.Lizzie Grubman is going to do p.r. for the new Mercedes SUV?
3.Asheton and Demi got married (though it is rumoured to be a Punk'd stunt)
4.Donald Trump impregnated his georgeous but stupid, stupid wife?
5.They are remaking The Warriors but making it take place in Los Angeles?
6.Tom Cruise is now a lecturer on mental health?!
Continuing his vigorous advocacy for Scientology's solutions to mental health problems, Tom Cruise will deliver a series of four lectures on topics related to "The Modern Science of Mental Health" beginning next month. Co-sponsored by the Citizens Commission on Human Rights, the lectures will be held at Scientology's Celebrity Centre International in Los Angeles. All lectures will be free to the public. Due to limited seating at the Celebrity Centre, tickets will be available only to Scientology parishioners and selected members of the press, but the lectures will be simulcast on the web, and a live video feed will be available for broadcasters who wish to cover these highly informative presentations.
The first lecture, set for October 15, is titled "How Psychiatry Invented Schizophrenia, and What Scientologists Can Do About It".
The second lecture, tentatively scheduled for October 22, is on "Handling Sexual Dis-Orientation: Out of the Closet and Into the Auditing Room".
The topic of the third lecture, in early November, will be "Diagnosis and Treatment of So-Called Clinical Depression with the Hubbard Mark Super VII Quantum Electropsychometer".
The fourth lecture is "Neuroanatomical Changes Resulting from Chronic Methamphetamine Abuse: Can Narconon's Sauna and Niacin Treatment Program Help?" Transcripts of each lecture will be made available after the broadcast. Contact: Betram Fields Greenberg Glusker LLP Phone: 310.553.3610 Fax: 310.553.0687 info@ggfirm.com
Well, per my Mayor Jane Campbell news about how you can just call up and make an appointment to chat with her: recently there has been nothing but re-scheduling and cancellations and it is spreading like wildfire. I guess that "she's busy running the city" line is a favorite over there. How nice to call and cancel an appointment the day before a meet -- does she have to suck Don King's nutsack again? You know, this whole election I have no interest in. Really it is like Brewster's Million's -- you know the part when Richard Pryor runs for mayor -- just the whole mantra that every candidate sucks, makes promises they can't keep, are all corrupt in different ways so why not just vote for the regular doofus who is honest about it. We all suck, vote for me, you lose no matter what. I like that! Besides, you don't want someone like me voting in general so it is good that I have no interest.
As far as Casinos in Cleveland, well why not? Black jack, booze, shiney lights, valet service, hookers, all you can eat specials, drag queens, 24 hour porn on the hotel TVs, meaningless chapel marriages, lounge entertainment that is meant to be serious but comes off as camp and people attend it for the irony? Now that's my kind of place. Maybe if you make prostitiution legal, all those crack heads who suck dick for $3 over by St. Malachi Church will earn enough decent money to pump it back into the economy. You know by patronizing the liquor stores, Family Dollar, and baby stroller outlets. It is a start right? At least they'll be able to buy some milk with lots of vitamin D to help aid their teeth from falling out. There is nothing worse than paying for your father and brother to get a blow job from a crack whore and she spits a tooth out after zipping up. It kind of ruins the whole experience. I won't go near those St. Malachi women now; instead I head down the street to the Garage Bar where a couple of those bartends get a little freaky if you booze 'em up enough after closing. You can pretty much see their tits and vaginas hanging out anyways, so they don't mind a little GHB here and there in their tequila shots.
What? Is it so wrong I want my male guests who visit this city to have a good time?
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