Isolation is the Solution

Mornin' Pretty! Well morning for me, afternoon for all you other ghouls out there. So, first thoughts of the day when I woke up were:

What does coffee taste like if you run Lemon flavored Propel Fitness Water through the machine? and for some reason an Agnes Skinner phrase rung through my head: "Kids are so fat these days! Isn't there some way we can make money off that?"

Hmmm, okay. I guess nobody ever said my screws were all there in the head. Is this a sign I'm supposed to start a business that exploits and makes money off fat children? Actually it does sound appealing in a sick way.
Anyways....
So I was a tad upset the past few days because all these silly little countries have been gloating, and yes I mean gloating, at our Katrina situation and all of course have to point out how Bush is dumb (despite getting better grades in college than Kerry or Gore I may add), slow to react, and how our image as a super power has fallen because suddenly we are weak. Well now, thanks for the condolences all you world journalists. Mind you all your countrymen will still flock to the USA long after you are dead, and by the way, you owe us a gazillion dollars in loans for all that "aid" we hand out. Now, seems to me of course that the real idiots are the Governor and Mayor (I mean have you seen or listened to this tard? Can you say crack smoke?). How many New Orleans cops quit or killed themselves now? I forget, but it really makes those NYC cops and firefighters look even more heroic doncha think? But really honey, did people get all caught up in the movie Deep Impact thinking that Morgan Freeman as president is in fact how to deal with such a large scale disaster? That anything could be run so smoothly and seamless and maybe some Spielberg or MTV fast edits in there. Would you really want Mrs. Clinton in charge of everything? I mean my God!

What's my point? Well here it is: When we don't act on international crisis all the world screams "help us America, save us!" when we do act, we are then labeled world police. This is why wise cracks and such from other countries bothers me so much. Gosh kids, remember the days after WW1, remember how grand it all was before the Crash, and how isolationist we were? Remember? Well it is high time we became isolationist again my brothers and sisters! Now if only we could just bail on everything going on so far. Believe me I think there is a vast Right Wing conspiracy AND a Libral Media Conspiracy. Tell the government to leave me alone with my guns, legalize drugs (because it isn't the government's job to make sure you don't do something stupid like O.D.), let us stop giving a crap what happens out there in the rest of the world, and just let us citizens be. Hence I refer you back to the Guns and Dope Party.....or you could just check out any number of Libertarian websites, they are there you know.

But, here is the latest quote from a dear friend visitng from Cambridge, MA after seeing a woman in full covered Burka dress walking down Clifton Ave: "I'm so fucking sick of multiculturalism, the moment Howard Dean bites the dust I'm moving to Vermont!" See? A couple pints of beer can bring out the racist in just about anyone, even if you live in the Republic of Cambridge and work for a Latino nonprofit organization.